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PostSubject: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:21 am

Got this in an email ... had to share :P


> 300: Gays kill blacks.
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> 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites.
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> A CIVIL ACTION: Underqualified lawyer doesn't listen to clients, royally
> botches case.
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> BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
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> BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
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> BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
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> BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails
> to kill most, fucks one.
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> BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of
> semi-religious fervor.
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> CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business
> industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
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> CONAN THE BARBARIAN: Petty thief murders religious leader.
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> DAREDEVIL: Blind man pisses off crime boss, gets all his girlfriends killed.
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> DARK KNIGHT RETURNS: Aging sadist corrupts, endangers minor, facilitates
> murder, destroys superhero comic books for 30 years.
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> DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
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> DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
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> DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.
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> E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
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> FALLING DOWN: Life is difficult for white men.
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> FANTASTIC FOUR: Scientist exposes friends, family to dangerous radiation to
> assuage ego, becomes embroiled in rivalry with former roommate.
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> FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
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> GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear
> weapons.
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> GLADIATOR: Convict murders head of state.
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> IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.
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> WAR MACHINE: Alcoholic rich white man gives weapons to black man.
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> KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
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> KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
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> LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
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> O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU: Southern musicians encounter massive flooding and
> government incompetence.
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> OCEAN'S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate
> robbery and romance.
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> PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with
> alien life.
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> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into
> marriage.
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> RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the
> terrorists behind 9/11.
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> ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
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> ROBOCOP: Female officer's incompetence leads partner to be murdered and
> enslaved by corporation.
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> ROCKY: White man beats black man.
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> SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
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> SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his
> life for years to come.
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> STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
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> STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE: Meglomaniac can't let go of past glory, drives
> successor to suicide.
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> STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government
> installation, killing thousands.
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> STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister,
> attempts patricide.
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> STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills
> septugenarian, is lauded.
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> TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
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> THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY: Nameless drifter kills American soldier over
> stolen money, hangs friend.
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> THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew
> beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
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> TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children,
> and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
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> TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
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> WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of
> innocent civilians.
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> WIZARD OF OZ: Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the
> first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
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> THE SIXTH SENSE: Dead psychiatrist haunts child to come to terms with own
> mortality.
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> THE DARK KNIGHT: Rich man, clown, and lawyer attack Italians, Russians, and
> Chinese.
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> ROCKY: Lifelong loser loses on a bigger stage than usual.
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> USUAL SUSPECTS: Murderer denies guilt, is released.
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> THE SIXTH SENSE: Oh, I'm Dead.
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> INTO THE WILD: Young man gives up higher education to die alone in Alaska.
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> FORREST GUMP: Mentally handicapped man learns that doing everything everyone
> tells you to do will get you everywhere in life.
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> ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND: Brain damage brings lovers together.
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> SHAUN OF THE DEAD: Man stabilizes relationship at cost of many lives.
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> AMERICAN HISTORY X: Right-wing militant changes views after homosexual
> experience.
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> THE X-FILES: Competent, ambitious woman held back in her career advancement
> by male co-worker.
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> THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a
> superhero in an online game.
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> PRETTY WOMAN: Hooker becomes trophy wife.
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> DIE HARD: Reckless behavior of off-duty cop risks lives of entire office
> building. Unfortunately he keeps his badge.
>
> CAPTAIN AMERICA: Performance-enhancing substance helps man reach full
> potential.
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> PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: Pirates motivated by sense of freedom and
> adventure; rape, pillage, and murder secondary motivations.
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> THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR: Black butler learns what America's 'equality'
> really entails.
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> BACK TO THE FUTURE: Son sets up Mother with her stalker.
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> XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS: Endless road trip leads one member of lesbian duo to
> commit suicide.
> THE LITTLE MERMAID: Nymphomaniac girl temporarily succeeds in mad quest to
> pry her legs apart.
> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER: Fisherman seriously injured, later killed
> by delinquents.
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> SCOOBY DOO: Drug user, dog, and accomplices on traveling campaign of random
> harassment.
> SEX & THE CITY: Three hookers & their mom judge men superficially.
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> HAPPY GILMORE: Nation warms to violent golfer.
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> BATMAN BEGINS: Cinematographer forgets to light set. Audience fails to
> notice.
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> SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: Convicted murderer drives prison warden to suicide and
> steals life savings.
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> THE NEGOTIATOR: Man being framed for a crime believes that laws regarding
> kidnapping, extortion and destruction of property don't apply to him.
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> CASINO ROYALE: Compulsive gambler is exploited for gain by the British
> government, then pursued and murdered over his gambling debts.
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> THE ITALIAN JOB: Mini Copper commercial.
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> SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE: Woman leaves wealthy partner for man about to become
> even wealthier.
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> 50 FIRST DATES: Woman is cruelly reminded of tragic past by sadistic family
> on a daily basis.
> BEETHOVEN: Dog complies with stereotype.
> LASSIE: Dog complies with stereotype.
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> HE-MAN: Half naked man beats up a corpse.
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> HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: Narcissist boasts to children about past sexual
> conquests.
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> WORLD OF WARCRAFT: Characters commit hate crimes against people of other
> races, are rewarded for doing so.

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PostSubject: Re: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:40 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Quote :
RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the
> terrorists behind 9/11.
Quote :
AMERICAN HISTORY X: Right-wing militant changes views after homosexual
> experience.
Quote :
WORLD OF WARCRAFT: Characters commit hate crimes against people of other
> races, are rewarded for doing so.

These 3 were my favorites.

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PostSubject: Re: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:41 am

Well almost all watched :)
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PostSubject: Re: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:13 pm

IRON MAN: Alcoholic rich white man with technology fetish goes vigilante.

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PostSubject: Re: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:21 pm

ahahaha good stuff :))
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PostSubject: Re: Uncomfortable Movie Summaries   Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:50 am

best movie reviews ive seen so far, sums it up pretty well
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