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PostSubject: Just some stuff   Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:36 pm

S C O R P I O: The b

Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.


V I R G O: The Freak

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. ULTIMATE sexiness.Great kisser.

-----wahhhhahhhh i am a freak *sniffle*-----

L I B R A : The Freak in the Bed

Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship.



A R I E S: The Sexiest

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.



A Q U A R I U S : the strongest

Trustworthy. Sexy. professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt.

G E M I N I: passionate

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.


L E O: wild in the bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.


C A N C E R: Most Amazing Kisser

Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

P I S C E S: The Piece of good ass

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

C A P R I C O R N: THE BEST IN BED

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

T A U R U S: The sex addict

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!


S A G I T T A R I U S. The Sexy one

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very sexy. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying




The Penis Tax.........(caution)
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, 10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, penises will be taxed according to size !

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this
information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form.

10 to 12 inches................Luxury Tax...............$50.00

8 to 10 inches.................Pole Tax..................$30

6 to 8 inches...................Privilege Tax............$15.

4 to 6 inches...................Nuisance Tax.......... $5.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains

Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Service


A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said : "Hi , You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it".



It's harder than it looks!

Here is what you do. Use the 1st letter of your middle name to answer each of the following... They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. Middle name:
Marie

2. Famous artist/band/musician:
malchik gay

3. 4-letter word:
Meal

4. U.S state:
Michigian

5.Guy's Name?
Mikael

6. Girl name:
Mary

7. animal:
Moose

8. Something in the kitchen:
Maggnets

9. Reason for being late:
My car wouldn't start

10. Body part:
Mouth

11.Drink?
Milk

12.Something you shout?
Mine ^.^

13. Something you eat?
Maccoroni

calling The State Mental Hospital
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:26 am

Hahaha some of these are just awsome lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:48 am

hehe Gemeni RULLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:05 am

haha Gemini are horny :))
i'm a virgo "The one and only. ULTIMATE sexiness.Great kisser. "
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:46 am

NICE...
hmm... im sagittarius and that didnt fit on me.

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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:48 pm

OH Yeah... Head Bang Gemini ruless!!! Hi5 with Rin!
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Fri May 09, 2008 9:25 pm

HeHe Yeah!
Gemini rulez!
But i dont talk much until i get drunk but then i SPAM all! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sat May 10, 2008 4:10 am

L E O: wild in the bed

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.

what more can i say
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sat May 10, 2008 10:25 am

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Not one to fuck with.

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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sat May 10, 2008 11:59 am

S A G I T T A R I U S. The Sexy one

Spontaneous.
Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long
relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with.
Very sexy. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one
of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying <---------- 100% me!

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what more can i say

Say i wanna come back and be with you guys?!

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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun May 11, 2008 3:18 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gemini ftw ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun May 11, 2008 3:22 am

LyndycMyc wrote:
haha Gemini are horny :))
i'm a virgo "The one and only. ULTIMATE sexiness.Great kisser. "

Lolz @ Lyndycutz ....virgo or virgin?:P *jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Just some stuff   Sun May 11, 2008 5:52 pm

Divi wrote:
LyndycMyc wrote:
haha Gemini are horny :))
i'm a virgo "The one and only. ULTIMATE sexiness.Great kisser. "

Lolz @ Lyndycutz ....virgo or virgin?:P *jokes

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