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PostSubject: Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!   Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:40 pm

Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!










Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?



Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?



If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?



Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?


Do you cry under water?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......





Why
do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?





Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!!)


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?



Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive any faster?

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PostSubject: Re: Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!   Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:41 am

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .


HAHA I actually started singing until i read the last part :P
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PostSubject: Re: Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!   Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:42 am

All so very true Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!   Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:11 am

:arrow: ... hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Life's UnsoLveD Mysteries!   Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:14 pm

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

HAHAHAHAHAHA this was so cool
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