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PostSubject: English Can Be Fun   Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:29 pm

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.


In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to
communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a
list of signs seen around the world :


At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.


Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.


In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

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PostSubject: Re: English Can Be Fun   Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:52 pm

this was really funny :))
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PostSubject: Re: English Can Be Fun   Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:52 am

Hahahahhahahaha xDD
Made my day,thats all i can say xD
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PostSubject: Re: English Can Be Fun   Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:23 am

xDxD

Good ones :)

Heres smth i really like: http://www.engrish.com

Example:



Enjoy engrish! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: English Can Be Fun   Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:56 am

First one the best Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: English Can Be Fun   Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:53 am

Oo i havent seen this,

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