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PostSubject: Jokes   Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:14 am

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:04 am

lol that one with why aren't you laughing was quite refreshing :))
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:50 am

Quote :
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

hahaha Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:04 pm

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: "Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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