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PostSubject: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:54 am

1.U're sitting legs crossed(eventually in a feminine way)....True straight men have they're legs as spread as possible eventually with the zipper pulled down...

2.In a pub u ask for a glass of wine...true men always ask for a bottle or bigger quantities...

3.U wear blouses or other things related to that...Even the fact that u know what a blouse means qualifies u as potentially gay.For safety don't wear anything that could be called a blouse..

4.U know too many things about fashion and cosmethics...for an example if u know any other hairdo's other than "shorthair",there's a huge warning of u being gay

5.U wear an earing in your right ear...even the mark of that earing is enough to generate doubts about ur heterosexuality.U'd better cut ur ear off than let people see that u have an earring mark...Noone called Vah Gogh gay...

6.U do your eyebrows...even if u grow hair on the weirdest spots on ur face don't pull it out.U ever heard of gay werewolfs?...

7.U wear make up...no matter the circumstances make-up is a sign og gay-titude.So what if u got a zip on ur forhead...don't cover it with make up...that's a sign u didn't got layed for a long time.What more proof for having relationship only with women do u want?

8.U wear branded T-shirts...Straight T-shirts don't have a brand and they're made in China..The colours:black,blue,kaki.They may have some writings on them but it's a must that that's a name of a metal band or something in a fucked up english so u know they're made in china..

9.U buy a lady's car like a Mini Cooper.As we all know men care ar big coz the capacity and size are proportional with ur dick size...So the ones that ride bentley's,they have to spend like 2 hours to untie it's nods when they go to pee...

10.U wear nail polish...unless that polish came from paiting something VERY heterosexual...like a TANK...



So as u all see above...hitting on Underaged little boys is NOT GAY...so stop accusing me of that ...i'd rather be called child molester


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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:03 am

LOLOOLOLOLOL



xD
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:12 am

:))) Knoobley is so gayish he qualifies for 8 out off those questions
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:20 am

Hahahah nice.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:09 am

lol that`s nice Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:10 am

i think i`m gay too Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:49 am

OI!


5.U wear an earing in your right ear...even
the mark of that earing is enough to generate doubts about ur
heterosexuality.U'd better cut ur ear off than let people see that u
have an earring mark...Noone called Vah Gogh gay...


i have BOTH ears pierced -.-
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:13 pm

u're twice as gay as the normal gay people
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:23 pm

Okay Mr. MainEvent u can proudly call yourself child molester (I LIKE LESBIANS BIIG FAN!!!also like normal girls don't get me wrong but lesbians are so much cooler!!! ) and you Mr. MainEvent, go out there and have unprotected sex with all the little ones u can find :)
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:43 pm

stop with underaged kids u gay pedo Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:04 pm

Devilish flirt Devilish flirt Devilish flirt
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:04 pm

You forgot

0. You like pink!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:32 pm

nope...liking pink is sensitive...
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PostSubject: Re: 10 things to help u know if u're gay or not   Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:46 am

these 10 quailities look more like "Prerequisites for the Cave Man membership"
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