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PostSubject: TGiF blonde joke   Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:05 pm

Background information -- For those of you who are unaware of what TGiF stands for; Thank God it's Friday. Usually meaning that you are happy it's the weekend and you get to relax :) This is essentially a blonde joke but it doesn't have to be. This is just the way I remember it and I have no problem with blondes :) Here goes >>>

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A blonde walks into an elevator, with a cheerful smile on her face. Just before the elevator doors close, a man walks in with her. They give eachother brief smiles and for a few moments the elevator is quiet. The blonde turns to the man and says "TGiF" with a happy smile on her face. The man looks troubled for a moment but then gives a faint smile and replies "SHIT". The blonde turns away from the man with a troubled look on her face and thinks to herself "Why did he say shit? Maybe he didn't hear me...". Putting her smile back on, she turns to the man once more and says "TGiF" with a little more volume in her voice, still smiling brightly. The man, still smiling faintly, replies once more "SHIT". The blonde turns away once more, thinking to herself before replying to the man "TGiF". The man replies "SHIT". Now, after losing patience, the blonde says "Don't you understand what TGiF stands for? Thank God it's Friday" with a little edge in her voice, still smiling sweetly though. The man, with a bigger smile on his face than before, replies "Sorry hunny it's Thursday". (SHiT)

--- End Joke

If you guys found that amusing I can post other jokes as well :) If anyone finds blonde jokes offence just let me know and I'll remove this at your discretion.
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:28 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:14 pm


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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:31 pm


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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:42 pm

lol im a blonde and i still like these
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:13 pm

more more more!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:36 am

ROFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:22 am

hahaha nice one
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:15 pm

HAHAHA MORE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:15 pm

ahahaha so funny. Im a blonde too but no offence taken. Post more lol!
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:15 am

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a
semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously
motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and
draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife
and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling.
So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting
her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's
laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her
tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall
down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't
looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

And i mean no offence to anyone, if you want i will take it off as well.
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:10 pm

hahahah...

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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:08 pm

ahahahahha Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:48 pm

loooooool yeah i have heard that one before, but it is still good
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:29 pm

old 1 but soo funny :P more more blondie wants moreeeee Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:07 am

looool first one rullez ... second is old but still funny

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PostSubject: Re: TGiF blonde joke   Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:08 am

Do you know how a blonde is killing a bird ???
???
She throws it from a high rock

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